Tactical Music Hall of Fame: Hadji Girl

June 25, 2009 0 Comments

Members of the Armed Forces have used music to keep up morale in every engagement this country has ever been in. Unfortunately, Marine Josh Belile ended up taking a little flack (though he was completely exonerated) for his epic, “Hadji Girl”. Along with the Navy SEAL cadence about a dog named Blue, Hadji Girl sits atop our Tactical Music Top 40 Chart. I’m also pretty sure I want to hire Belile’s Sweater Kittenz if I ever need a wedding band.

Hadji Girl

I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
And I, well, I didn’t know where to go.

And the first think I could see was
Everybody’s favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight.

And she said

Dirka Dirka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl I can’t understand what you’re saying.

And she said
Dirka Dirka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl I love you anyway.

Then she said that she wanted me to see.
She wanted me to meet her family
But I, well, I couldn’t figure out how to say no.

Cause I don’t speak Arabic.

So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
And she pulled up to a side shanty
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Cause her brother and her father shouted

Dirka Dirka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
They pulled out their AKs so I could see