Russians Offer Private Cruises to Hunt Somali Pirates

In Soviet Russia,  cruise ships hunt you!

Pirate hunting cruises along the African coast are being offered by private yachts in Russia. For a little over $5,000 per day customers can sail along the coast of Somalia at low speed to entice a pirate into attacking.

Former Russian Special Forces troops are on board to make sure no harm comes to the wealthy punters. If a pirate does take the bait, they are met with machine gun, rocket, and grenade fire. For an extra fee, customers can hire an AK-47 and join in.

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5 Responses to “Russians Offer Private Cruises to Hunt Somali Pirates”

  1. I have newfound respect for the rooskies!

  2. any sources on this?

  3. Puhleaze…. that’s about three steps below Debka on the credibility scale.

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